Bad boyz

"Bad teenagers hang out in the alley behind our building, and whenever they see me on my bike they call me Pee-wee, after Pee-wee Herman, because I have an old one-speed that cost $8. It gets on my
nerves, but if I had a better bike they’d just steal it."
— David Sedaris in 1987, Theft by Finding: Diaries (1977-2002)